ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You "can't do mornings".
You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The update is 200GB. Your free afternoon was smaller.
- Your backlog is a library of things you were going to enjoy. It is…
- You're "in your villain era". You returned a lukewarm coffee and apologised four times.…
- The best time to start saving was twenty years ago. The second-best time was…
- They're taking time away from social media. You know because they posted about it…
- You "don't do small talk". You also don't do big talk, phone calls, emails…
- You manifested your dream job. The universe received the request, checked your CV and…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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