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Compound interest is the eighth wonder of the world.
Your overdraft found it first. It's been compounding you since 2017.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You negotiated your broadband bill down by $3 a month. The call took 94…
- Your Duolingo owl has stopped threatening you. It's not proud. It's given up. Even…
- You're not a CEO. You're one person with a logo, a free email account…
- The battle pass costs £9.99 a season. Your childhood cost nothing and had better…
- The loot box has a 0.5% chance of something good. The studio has a…
- Beach body ready? The beach has been ready for four billion years. It isn't…
- You say "it's not that deep" a lot. Your Notes app has 300 entries…
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