ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The loot box has a 0.5% chance of something good.
The studio has a 100% chance of your money.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Beach body ready? The beach has been ready for four billion years. It isn't…
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- You pre-ordered it for the cape. The cape is now £3.99 for everyone else.
- Doom spending is buying a heated eye mask because the news was bad. The…
- Your fitness app's AI coach called a four-minute walk "incredible progress". It said the…
- You said you'd "touch grass" this weekend. You took a photo of grass, posted…
- Your Candy Crush streak is on day 212. The game hasn't been fun since…
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Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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