ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Loud budgeting is telling everyone you can't afford brunch.
Quiet budgeting is going anyway, checking your balance in the car and moving retirement to 79.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The light at the end of the tunnel is someone asking, "Can you see…
- You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast. Combined monthly income:…
- Every subscription you forgot about still thinks of you monthly. That's more than your…
- You "can't do mornings". You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
- The update is 200GB. Your free afternoon was smaller.
- Your backlog is a library of things you were going to enjoy. It is…
- You're "in your villain era". You returned a lukewarm coffee and apologised four times.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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