ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Be yourself. Everyone else is taken.
They were picked first. You're what was left.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- “Too close to call” means nobody knows. It is said by people paid a…
- Treat yourself, they said. You did. Four times before lunch. Your pension felt every…
- You asked the internet whether you were the bad guy. The internet read the…
- You said "we move". You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
- The documentary is unfiltered. It took seven people to remove the filter.
- Being a parent means eating cold crusts standing up and calling it dinner. You'll…
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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