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DAILY DEMOTIVATION

A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.

ARCHIVED DEMOTIVATION SATURDAY, 14 AUGUST 1965
You "work best under pressure".
You don't. You just only work under pressure.

— Zack, unqualified

VERIFIED
UNHELPFUL

PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE

  1. You said "we move". You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
  2. Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. They were picked first. You're what was left.
  3. “Too close to call” means nobody knows. It is said by people paid a…
  4. Treat yourself, they said. You did. Four times before lunch. Your pension felt every…
  5. You asked the internet whether you were the bad guy. The internet read the…
  6. You said "we move". You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
  7. The documentary is unfiltered. It took seven people to remove the filter.

THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR

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