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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Kids grow up so fast.
Except between 5pm and bedtime, when time stops and you age a decade.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your favourite music is now called "a classic". So are you. It means old.
- You bought 41 games in the Steam sale. You will play two. The other…
- Your friends' group chat went quiet. It didn't. They made a new one. Same…
- Don't settle. Your standards already have. They didn't tell you.
- The update is 200GB. Your free afternoon was smaller.
- You're "manifesting abundance". The only thing abundant is your payment reminders.
- You "work best under pressure". You don't. You just only work under pressure.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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