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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Everything happens for a reason.
The reason is you. It's always been you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said "this is my year". You've said it since 2019. The years have…
- You're "on a gap year". It's your third.
- You said you're "booked and busy". Booked for a dentist you'll cancel. Busy rewatching…
- Your complaint has been escalated. It is now ignored by someone more senior.
- You bought 41 games in the Steam sale. You will play two. The other…
- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
- Kids grow up so fast. Except between 5pm and bedtime, when time stops and…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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