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DAILY DEMOTIVATION

A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.

ARCHIVED DEMOTIVATION SUNDAY, 22 AUGUST 1965
Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing.
When you leave, someone will fight over the plant.

— Zack, unqualified

VERIFIED
UNHELPFUL

PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE

  1. Kids grow up so fast. Except between 5pm and bedtime, when time stops and…
  2. Your favourite music is now called "a classic". So are you. It means old.
  3. You bought 41 games in the Steam sale. You will play two. The other…
  4. Your friends' group chat went quiet. It didn't. They made a new one. Same…
  5. Don't settle. Your standards already have. They didn't tell you.
  6. The update is 200GB. Your free afternoon was smaller.
  7. You're "manifesting abundance". The only thing abundant is your payment reminders.

THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR

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Newsletter / Issue No. 446

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