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Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a recipe you'll never cook, and one is playing music from somewhere you can't find.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said "it's giving" about your own life. It's giving overdraft. It's giving rent…
- Both sides declared victory. The only clear loser was your Tuesday evening.
- The loot box has a 0.5% chance of something good. The studio has a…
- The in-office lunch is optional. The man with the clipboard and no sandwich is…
- It's not a career ladder. It's a hamster wheel. The hamster has a LinkedIn…
- “Too close to call” means nobody knows. It is said by people paid a…
- You say you're "an old soul". You're 21. The only old thing about you…
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