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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Every subscription you forgot about still thinks of you monthly.
That's more than your friends manage.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You have 47 tabs open. Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a…
- You said "it's giving" about your own life. It's giving overdraft. It's giving rent…
- Both sides declared victory. The only clear loser was your Tuesday evening.
- The loot box has a 0.5% chance of something good. The studio has a…
- The in-office lunch is optional. The man with the clipboard and no sandwich is…
- It's not a career ladder. It's a hamster wheel. The hamster has a LinkedIn…
- “Too close to call” means nobody knows. It is said by people paid a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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