ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your favourite music is now called "a classic".
So are you. It means old.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "don't believe in labels". You believe in being kept as an option.
- Mistakes were made. Nobody made them. They just happened, like weather.
- Your toddler has stronger opinions about sock seams than you've had about anything since…
- You don't have a type. You have a pattern. Your friends have a group…
- Monday morning has the energy of a printer that knows you're in a hurry.…
- They'll hold a minute's silence for you at the all-hands. It will be the…
- You said you're "booked and busy". Booked for a dentist you'll cancel. Busy rewatching…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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