ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You said "it's giving" about your own life.
It's giving overdraft. It's giving rent arrears. It's giving a group chat that muted you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Parenting is ten percent love and ninety percent asking where the other shoe is.…
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
- Your soft launch was a hand in a photo. The hard launch never came.…
- The award show ran four hours. The only winner was the advert break.
- There's no I in team. There are two in "invoice still unpaid". And one…
- Scale your business. Currently it's you, a laptop, and your mum, who bought one…
- Don't settle. Your standards already have. They didn't tell you.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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