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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You've "found your aesthetic".
It's beige. It's always beige.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You don't skip leg day. You skip every day. The legs know. The legs…
- You call it "quiet quitting". Your manager calls it "the same as before". Nobody…
- You bought the yoga mat. The cat uses it. The cat is more flexible,…
- Work smarter, not harder. You've chosen neither, and HR has a folder.
- Every great company started in a garage. Yours will end there too. The car's…
- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
- You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast. Combined monthly income:…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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