ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your soft launch was a hand in a photo.
The hard launch never came. The hand has since soft-launched someone else.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You sent "lol" to avoid having feelings. It worked. You feel nothing, said nothing,…
- Your fitness journey started on the second of January. It ended on the fourth.…
- Love is patient. Your partner is not, and has started a note on their…
- Your squad misses you, says the notification. Your squad is four strangers and a…
- The spark never fades. It gets downgraded to bin bags, then to a joint…
- You "work best under pressure". You don't. You just only work under pressure.
- You've "found your aesthetic". It's beige. It's always beige.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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