ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You bought the yoga mat.
The cat uses it. The cat is more flexible, more mindful and better liked.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Work smarter, not harder. You've chosen neither, and HR has a folder.
- Every great company started in a garage. Yours will end there too. The car's…
- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
- You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast. Combined monthly income:…
- Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
- You are a valued member of the team. So was the last person in…
- Be your own boss. Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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