ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Love is patient.
Your partner is not, and has started a note on their phone called "Evidence".
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your squad misses you, says the notification. Your squad is four strangers and a…
- The spark never fades. It gets downgraded to bin bags, then to a joint…
- You "work best under pressure". You don't. You just only work under pressure.
- You've "found your aesthetic". It's beige. It's always beige.
- You don't skip leg day. You skip every day. The legs know. The legs…
- You call it "quiet quitting". Your manager calls it "the same as before". Nobody…
- You bought the yoga mat. The cat uses it. The cat is more flexible,…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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