ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You swore you'd never sound like your parents.
You just said "because I said so" in your dad's exact voice. He lives in you now.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "love deeply". Mostly a fictional man who doesn't know you exist. Neither do…
- Every company now has an AI assistant. It's the only member of staff nobody's…
- Don't settle. Your standards already have. They didn't tell you.
- You negotiated your broadband bill down by $3 a month. The call took 94…
- You negotiated your broadband bill down by $3 a month. The call took 94…
- Your soft launch was a hand in a photo. The hard launch never came.…
- You sent "lol" to avoid having feelings. It worked. You feel nothing, said nothing,…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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