ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You sent "lol" to avoid having feelings.
It worked. You feel nothing, said nothing, and lost the person who asked how you were.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your fitness journey started on the second of January. It ended on the fourth.…
- Love is patient. Your partner is not, and has started a note on their…
- Your squad misses you, says the notification. Your squad is four strangers and a…
- The spark never fades. It gets downgraded to bin bags, then to a joint…
- You "work best under pressure". You don't. You just only work under pressure.
- You've "found your aesthetic". It's beige. It's always beige.
- You don't skip leg day. You skip every day. The legs know. The legs…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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