ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Every company now has an AI assistant.
It's the only member of staff nobody's asked to come in on Fridays, and the only one getting your job.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Don't settle. Your standards already have. They didn't tell you.
- You negotiated your broadband bill down by $3 a month. The call took 94…
- You negotiated your broadband bill down by $3 a month. The call took 94…
- Your soft launch was a hand in a photo. The hard launch never came.…
- You sent "lol" to avoid having feelings. It worked. You feel nothing, said nothing,…
- Your fitness journey started on the second of January. It ended on the fourth.…
- Love is patient. Your partner is not, and has started a note on their…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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