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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Every birthday is a gift.
The gift is one fewer birthday.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- They posted an apology in the Notes app. It was addressed to the fans.…
- Every relationship has a honeymoon period. Yours was the walk from the bar to…
- Love is patient. Your partner is not, and has started a note on their…
- You "don't do small talk". You also don't do big talk, phone calls, emails…
- You're "in your villain era". You returned a lukewarm coffee and apologised four times.…
- You swore you'd never sound like your parents. You just said "because I said…
- You "love deeply". Mostly a fictional man who doesn't know you exist. Neither do…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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