ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Running clears your head.
Mostly of the idea that you're a runner.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Find your purpose. It's in the drawer with the takeaway menus and a key…
- Think outside the box. The box had the budget. You're out here with a…
- Dating apps let you meet hundreds of people. All of them are "just seeing…
- You reinstalled Pokémon Go to get your steps up. Eleven kilometres later you'd caught…
- Monday motivation is a myth. Like the Loch Ness Monster, a clean office microwave,…
- They say sweat is weakness leaving the body. Yours has decided to stay.
- When you're gone, the one who misses you most will be the algorithm. It…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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