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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your company will send flowers to your funeral.
They'll be charged to your department's budget.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- They're on a comeback tour. It's the fourth. They have never been anywhere long…
- Abs are made in the kitchen. So are toasties. The toasties are undefeated.
- Make your money work for you. Yours quit in 2019. It works for your…
- When you're gone, the one who misses you most will be the algorithm. It…
- Remember when you stayed up late on purpose? Now you're up at 3am because…
- You rage quit because the game was rigged. You were also just bad. Both…
- Mistakes were made. The Notes app has never once said by whom.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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