ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You've been "circling back" since March.
At this point you're space debris.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Someone laminated an "Acceptable Behaviour" poster for the office kitchen. It will still be…
- They posted an apology in the Notes app. It was addressed to the fans.…
- Running clears your head. Mostly of the idea that you're a runner.
- Find your purpose. It's in the drawer with the takeaway menus and a key…
- Think outside the box. The box had the budget. You're out here with a…
- Dating apps let you meet hundreds of people. All of them are "just seeing…
- You reinstalled Pokémon Go to get your steps up. Eleven kilometres later you'd caught…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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