ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You rage quit because the game was rigged.
You were also just bad. Both can be true.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Mistakes were made. The Notes app has never once said by whom.
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. You took it…
- Step outside your comfort zone. It's raining out there, everything costs more, and nobody…
- Both sides declared victory. The only clear loser was your Tuesday evening.
- You've been "circling back" since March. At this point you're space debris.
- Someone laminated an "Acceptable Behaviour" poster for the office kitchen. It will still be…
- They posted an apology in the Notes app. It was addressed to the fans.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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