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Make your money work for you.
Yours quit in 2019. It works for your landlord now.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- When you're gone, the one who misses you most will be the algorithm. It…
- Remember when you stayed up late on purpose? Now you're up at 3am because…
- You rage quit because the game was rigged. You were also just bad. Both…
- Mistakes were made. The Notes app has never once said by whom.
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. You took it…
- Step outside your comfort zone. It's raining out there, everything costs more, and nobody…
- Both sides declared victory. The only clear loser was your Tuesday evening.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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