ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
You took it in 2016. You've been sitting down since.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Step outside your comfort zone. It's raining out there, everything costs more, and nobody…
- Both sides declared victory. The only clear loser was your Tuesday evening.
- You've been "circling back" since March. At this point you're space debris.
- Someone laminated an "Acceptable Behaviour" poster for the office kitchen. It will still be…
- They posted an apology in the Notes app. It was addressed to the fans.…
- Running clears your head. Mostly of the idea that you're a runner.
- Find your purpose. It's in the drawer with the takeaway menus and a key…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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