ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Think outside the box.
The box had the budget. You're out here with a sticky note.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Lessons will be learned. By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
- Limited-time event. Will not return. Neither will your Saturday.
- You have a "5-year plan". It's a Pinterest board. It's mostly kitchens.
- Beach body ready? The beach has been ready for four billion years. It isn't…
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
- The return to office is completely optional. So was the badge-swipe leaderboard, and yet…
- Growing old is mandatory. Growing up was optional. You ticked "later". This is later.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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