ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your backlog is a library of things you were going to enjoy.
It is also a receipt.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
- Both parties say this is the most important election of your lifetime. They said…
- You started saying "oof" when you sit down. That's the countdown, out loud.
- You moneymaxxed so hard this month you earned $4.80 in cashback. It cost three…
- Monday is a perfectly normal day. You've got about two thousand more of them.…
- Life is short. A measurable chunk of it will be spent in the post…
- You've been "circling back" since March. At this point you're space debris.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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