ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your 47 open tabs are an accurate map of your inner life.
Someone will close them after the funeral. Unread.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You can't take money with you when you go. Your direct debits, however, will…
- Compound interest is the eighth wonder of the world. Your overdraft found it first.…
- Being a parent means eating cold crusts standing up and calling it dinner. You'll…
- Your backlog is a library of things you were going to enjoy. It is…
- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
- Both parties say this is the most important election of your lifetime. They said…
- You started saying "oof" when you sit down. That's the countdown, out loud.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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