ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The weekend is two days long.
Monday is nine emotional days long, and you're paid for one.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You deleted the app "for good". That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it…
- A tidy playroom lasts exactly as long as it takes to photograph. The photo…
- The retirement age goes up a year every time you check. It's not a…
- “Just one more game” of FIFA was the most dishonest sentence in the English…
- It's not a career ladder. It's a hamster wheel. The hamster has a LinkedIn…
- Your 47 open tabs are an accurate map of your inner life. Someone will…
- You can't take money with you when you go. Your direct debits, however, will…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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