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Beach body ready?
The beach has been ready for four billion years. It isn't waiting for you.
— Zack, unqualified
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- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
- The return to office is completely optional. So was the badge-swipe leaderboard, and yet…
- Growing old is mandatory. Growing up was optional. You ticked "later". This is later.…
- “Too close to call” means nobody knows. It is said by people paid a…
- Your step counter used to set goals. Now it just sends "Hello?" like a…
- You have a "comfort show". You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends…
- You'll never get on the property ladder. The only plot you'll ever own is…
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Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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