ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You moneymaxxed so hard this month you earned $4.80 in cashback.
It cost three new cards and a Sunday. You get roughly 4,000 Sundays. That was one.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Monday is a perfectly normal day. You've got about two thousand more of them.…
- Life is short. A measurable chunk of it will be spent in the post…
- You've been "circling back" since March. At this point you're space debris.
- You swore you'd never sound like your parents. You just said "because I said…
- You're "taking a social media break". You announced it on social media. Twice. With…
- Doom spending is buying a heated eye mask because the news was bad. The…
- You've "found your aesthetic". It's beige. It's always beige.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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