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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You've "found your aesthetic".
It's beige. It's always beige.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The house will be tidy again one day. The day they move out. Tidy,…
- Teamwork makes the dream work. It also means six people are ready to blame…
- Think outside the box. The box had the budget. You're out here with a…
- Lessons will be learned. By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
- Limited-time event. Will not return. Neither will your Saturday.
- You have a "5-year plan". It's a Pinterest board. It's mostly kitchens.
- Beach body ready? The beach has been ready for four billion years. It isn't…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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