ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You "don't believe in labels".
You believe in being kept as an option.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Quality family time: everyone on a different screen in the same room, harvested by…
- You said you're "so busy" this week. Your screen time says eleven hours a…
- The award show ran four hours. The only winner was the advert break.
- Your friends' group chat went quiet. It didn't. They made a new one. Same…
- Somebody, somewhere, is checking their phone hoping it's you. It's a debt collector.
- Disrupt the industry. The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for…
- Every Monday you swear this week will be different. You've sworn it nine hundred…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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