ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your squad misses you, says the notification.
Your squad is four strangers and a retention dashboard.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- "Per my last email" is the closest you'll ever get to a duel. You'll…
- You're "healing your inner child". Your inner child is fine. It's your outer adult…
- Parenthood is a long journey from "mama" to "can you send money" to them…
- You spent £400 on an ergonomic chair. You sit on it like a frog.…
- No pain, no gain. You chose neither. Your heart has noted it in your…
- You negotiated your broadband bill down by $3 a month. The call took 94…
- You said "this is my year". You've said it since 2019. The years have…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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