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You're not a CEO.
You're one person with a logo, a free email account and nobody to blame.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- Your squad misses you, says the notification. Your squad is four strangers and a…
- "Per my last email" is the closest you'll ever get to a duel. You'll…
- You're "healing your inner child". Your inner child is fine. It's your outer adult…
- Parenthood is a long journey from "mama" to "can you send money" to them…
- You spent £400 on an ergonomic chair. You sit on it like a frog.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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