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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You call it "quiet quitting".
Your manager calls it "the same as before". Nobody can tell the difference. That's the bad news.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're not a CEO. You're one person with a logo, a free email account…
- “I'm here for the right reasons.” The reasons are a teeth-whitening deal and a…
- Your company will send flowers to your funeral. They'll be charged to your department's…
- Your squad misses you, says the notification. Your squad is four strangers and a…
- "Per my last email" is the closest you'll ever get to a duel. You'll…
- You're "healing your inner child". Your inner child is fine. It's your outer adult…
- Parenthood is a long journey from "mama" to "can you send money" to them…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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