ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Somebody, somewhere, is checking their phone hoping it's you.
It's a debt collector.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Disrupt the industry. The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for…
- Every Monday you swear this week will be different. You've sworn it nine hundred…
- Dress for the job you want. The job you have will see you in…
- You said you're "so busy" this week. Your screen time says eleven hours a…
- You'll leave your children everything you have. It's mostly a bread maker and an…
- Dating apps let you meet hundreds of people. All of them are "just seeing…
- Your soulmate is out there. Currently leaving someone better on read.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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