ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your gym membership is the most expensive guilt you've ever bought.
It renews automatically. So does the guilt.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Move fast and break things. You broke the coffee machine, the budget and your…
- Growing old is mandatory. Growing up was optional. You ticked "later". This is later.…
- Your fitness journey started on the second of January. It ended on the fourth.…
- Every Monday you swear this week will be different. You've sworn it nine hundred…
- You're "so random". You've told the same "so random" story at every party since…
- You are a valued member of the team. So was the last person in…
- The return to office is completely optional. So was the badge-swipe leaderboard, and yet…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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