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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You've "been meaning to" for three years.
The thing you meant to do has since been invented, finished and replaced by AI.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're not getting older. You're getting closer. That's worse.
- You're "manifesting abundance". The only thing abundant is your payment reminders.
- You said you're "built different". You're built the same. Just assembled worse.
- They're taking time away from social media. You know because they posted about it…
- Till death do us part. Not a vow. A fixed-term contract with an unspecified…
- He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped…
- Nothing says adulthood like being excited about a new kettle. The kettle will outlast…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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