ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your step counter used to set goals.
Now it just sends "Hello?" like a relative checking you're still alive.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said you "thrive in a fast-paced environment". It took you three days to…
- Move fast and break things. You broke the coffee machine, the budget and your…
- You've "been meaning to" for three years. The thing you meant to do has…
- You're not getting older. You're getting closer. That's worse.
- You're "manifesting abundance". The only thing abundant is your payment reminders.
- You said you're "built different". You're built the same. Just assembled worse.
- They're taking time away from social media. You know because they posted about it…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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