ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
True love is choosing the same person every day.
They're choosing, daily, whether to mention your chewing.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said you'd "touch grass" this weekend. You took a photo of grass, posted…
- You have a "comfort show". You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends…
- Your step counter used to set goals. Now it just sends "Hello?" like a…
- You said you "thrive in a fast-paced environment". It took you three days to…
- Move fast and break things. You broke the coffee machine, the budget and your…
- You've "been meaning to" for three years. The thing you meant to do has…
- You're not getting older. You're getting closer. That's worse.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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