ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your company's core values are printed on the wall.
So nobody has to have them.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
- Every summit sends a very strong signal. The planet keeps not receiving it.
- Be your own boss. Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and…
- Your resting heart rate is excellent. It's had nothing else to do.
- Both sides declared victory. The only clear loser was your Tuesday evening.
- You don't skip leg day. You skip every day. The legs know. The legs…
- The return to office is completely optional. So was the badge-swipe leaderboard, and yet…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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