ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You said you're "built different".
You're built the same. Just assembled worse.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- They're taking time away from social media. You know because they posted about it…
- Till death do us part. Not a vow. A fixed-term contract with an unspecified…
- He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped…
- Nothing says adulthood like being excited about a new kettle. The kettle will outlast…
- You can't take money with you when you go. Your direct debits, however, will…
- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
- You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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