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You can't take money with you when you go.
Your direct debits, however, will give it a really good try.
— Zack, unqualified
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- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
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- Every summit sends a very strong signal. The planet keeps not receiving it.
- Be your own boss. Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and…
- Your resting heart rate is excellent. It's had nothing else to do.
- Both sides declared victory. The only clear loser was your Tuesday evening.
- You don't skip leg day. You skip every day. The legs know. The legs…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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