ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You hyped your mate's mixtape.
You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including your mate.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your birthday cake now needs a risk assessment. The candles are outnumbering the years…
- You're not getting older. You're getting closer. That's worse.
- Your Sunday-night plan for Monday was ambitious. Monday read it, laughed, and forwarded it…
- True love is choosing the same person every day. They're choosing, daily, whether to…
- You're "chronically online". Chronic means long-term. You've been online so long your eyes have…
- They posted an apology in the Notes app. It was addressed to the fans.…
- Your chatbot calls every one of your ideas "a really insightful question". Zack has…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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