ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Till death do us part.
Not a vow. A fixed-term contract with an unspecified end date.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped…
- Nothing says adulthood like being excited about a new kettle. The kettle will outlast…
- You can't take money with you when you go. Your direct debits, however, will…
- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
- You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
- Every summit sends a very strong signal. The planet keeps not receiving it.
- Be your own boss. Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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