ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You put "open to work" on LinkedIn.
Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were bots. The sixth was your ex, checking you're doing worse.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
- You said "we move". You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
- Every Monday you swear this week will be different. You've sworn it nine hundred…
- You're "so random". You've told the same "so random" story at every party since…
- You started saying "oof" when you sit down. That's the countdown, out loud.
- Everyone's bringing back the dog filter. Your face has been doing the droopy-ears look…
- You're not getting older. You're getting closer. That's worse.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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