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- Some people run marathons. You run late, and you still come last.
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- The spark never fades. It gets downgraded to bin bags, then to a joint…
- When life gives you lemons, it sends the invoice later. With interest.
- Think outside the box. The box had the budget. You're out here with a…
- Opposites attract. Then they argue about the thermostat for forty years. Whoever outlives the…
- You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
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Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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